Leave Me Behind...Please!

Rapture Cloud or just plain ol' Cumulonimbus? Photo taken at 8:14 p.m. in Washington, DC, by an alert cloudspotter who will likely be in heaven three hours ahead of me accounting for the time difference and all. 

  As some of you may know, Saturday--May 21, 2011, is rumored to be Judgement Day, the day of Rapture that precedes the End of the World which is scheduled for October 21 (I am not sure exactly what time). But don't take my word for it, there are plenty of web sites with proof, many using big scary clouds like this one enhance the "truthiness" of the claims.
  Me? I am just going to relax and enjoy our Pacific Northwest blue skies tomorrow. I hope you do the same. But, if you're worried about anything happening in the next six months or so, take comfort in the fact that there are plenty of "Left Behind" services being offered by entrepreneurs. You can find out which services--and pay for them in advance on the Internet. Think about it! Who is going to feed your dog?