The Thursday afternoon of my presentation, I was tweaking my slides, fiddling with the audio files of the murrelet's calls to play, trying to remember what I was going to say (45+ minutes of content with no notes). I took a much-needed break and dashed off the to the store for cookie fixin's. But I didn't go to the organic Co-op where I normally shop because they didn't carry pre-made cookie dough and I didn't have time to make the rolled cookies from scratch. So I went to the Safeway where I scooped up packages of chocolate cookie dough that, judging by the list of ingredients, was one molecule away from toxic waste. Not that I was trying to poison my fellow Auduboners...I do eat non-organic food all the time. I do eat cookies made from chemicals not found in nature. Just not that often.
I get back home with my dough and being pounding it out with a wooden rolling pin. I performed rhinoplasty on the beak, thinned the neck, and changed the posture of the body. I baked a batch or two, arrange them on a platter, took a photograph, went off to my presentation (the cookies went fast!), and then e-mailed the photograph of the cookies to amuse a few the Mountaineers Books staff I was working with.
That was Friday morning. Saturday I biked downtown with my husband to rally to support Initiative 522 (labeling of GMO foods). Then we went to the Farmer's Market and bought organic veggies and fruit.
Monday I decided to take public transportation to a meeting with a staff member of our local land trust to explore the idea of a program on forest conservation.
After the meeting, was I was waiting to catch the bus home (scowling at all the single-driver cars going by, of course), I got the call.
It was from the publicist at Mountaineers Books. She wanted my murrelet cookie recipe.
It was worse than that, actually. She didn't want the recipe--the editor at Mountaineers magazine wanted it (and photos) to accompany an article they were running about the murrelet and Rare Bird.
Busted. My hypocrisy outed.
So, instead of saying what I should have said (the truth), I told the publicists that I'd send her the recipe that afternoon. So I scurried off to the Olympia Food Co-op with a recipe for chocolate rolled cookies, filled my cart with organic cocoa powder, whole wheat flour, unbleached and organic turbinado sugar, organic chocolate nibs (for the murrelet's eyes), etc. etc. I spent the afternoon pounding out the cookie dough my wooden rolling pin, performed rhinoplasty on the beak, thinned the neck, and changed the posture of the body. I baked a batch or two, arrange them on a platter, took a photograph, and voila! Organic cinnamon-chocolate marbled murrelet cookies.